Tuesday, October 11, 2011
I think Mr. Monk and I need to have a little discussion about needs versus wants. I am of the opinion that fondling/tasting any manner of the following falls under the latter category while, judging by the intensity of his grunting and pointing, he clearly believes they fall within the former:
remote controls (and not the fake Elmo one. C'mon now.)
Tony's tongue, paws, teeth, tail
brand-new silk shirts
He runs this town.