Pounds of avocados eaten: hundreds (fine, dozens)
Red lights/stop signs missed: at least 7
Amount of money paid to cop in sleazy shakedown: $50
Mosquito bite tally: hundreds (fine, dozens)
Trips to the doctor to get ear wax out of my ear caused by q-tip use:1
Number of q-tips used after doctor made me promise never to use them again: 3
Times I felt jealous of the three couples we met who left their kid(s) at home: 263
Hours of FNL watched in a row solo upon return: 5
Requests my husband has made to get burritos in the last 48 hours: 3
Sounds like you had a great trip. A little jealous not gonna lie:)
ReplyDeleteAww, thanks, lady! Seems like you've been having some fun adventures of your own!
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